Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Why Does He Insist on Making Me Angry?

Sometimes I feel like it's Jack's job to make me angry. Doesn't he realize it would just be easier to accept that I'm always right? Life could be so much easier!

Today we argued about whether or not he made a noise (as a comment) to something I had said. He was certain he didn't make a noise, I was certain he did. Disagreements aren't a bad thing -until he raises his voice. Seriously?! We have to shout at each other when we disagree? He claims he gets frustrated when I don't believe him. I say, so do I, but I don't shout at him.

Later he insists on frustrating me by holding the remote control hostage. I have one simple request - I want to watch one hour of reality TV. When the time comes for the show to start suddenly he starts flipping the channels to "see what else is on". Seriously?! Is he trying to drive me crazy? I DON'T CARE WHAT ELSE IS ON! Is he unaware that there is such a thing as a TV guide? Does he know it can be accessed on this new-fangled thingy-majig called the internet? Does he know that have I homicidal tendencies when it comes to reality TV?

While I'm ranting about his ability, nay, his need to push my buttons...

When did it become okay to put your blackberry on vibrate, take your wife out for dinner on her birthday eve, and then answer the dumb thing IN THE MIDDLE OF HER SENTENCE? Seriously?!

It's a good thing I love him so much or I would make true on the threat to junk-punch him while he sleeps!

2 comments:

  1. ",nay" Wow, that is some fancy writing. I haven't seen anyone say "nay" in quite some time. You crack me. The photo of Jack is priceless.

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  2. tina - I must say the Blackberry thing will never go away - boys that own them feel super important because of them - I have lived with a blackberry hubby for over a year now. The Blackberry just makes the owner 100% assessable all the time - major ego stroke. (teresa - this post is for you, I heard you wanted more people to comment ;))

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