Today I gathered with one sister, one niece, and one neighbor. We sorted, cleared, cleaned, and taped a good majority of the rooms in preparation for tomorrow's festivities. After hours of work I'm left wondering where I'm going to find the energy for the two days ahead.
A few highlights from the day (mostly at my baby sister's (Tonia) expense).
She walked in today sporting "Dumb and Dumber" bangs.
That was a real treat! She CLAIMS she sneezed while trying to trim "just a bit off". I don't really care what the real reason is. They're hysterical and now she's stuck having to wait for them to grow back out. I'm betting it will only take my oldest and most critical sister, Tammy, two and a half minutes to comment on it tomorrow.
Then she (Tonia) was telling us about a recent medical issue. Her doctor thought she may have a kidney stone. One CAT scan later and it turns out she's full of sh*t. That's right, crazy backed up! I brought her over one container of colon blow and told her to prepare to spend one entire day at home. I hope she's feeling better soon, but as for now, she's going to be the butt of a lot of jokes!
Oh, I can't wait for what tomorrow will bring. Two entire days cooped up with my family, or those people I like to refer to as "The Crazies". I'm certain it will be very interesting - filled with blog-able material. I'm sure Jack will be happy to have some time off.
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