Toddlers and Tiaras

To all of you that have been PATIENTLY awaiting an update…

I did not die as a result of the Advocare 24 Day Challenge. In fact, quite the opposite is true. I feel great. I haven’t used my stomach meds once (no heartburn, no nothing). I have way more energy. I’m thinking more coherently and able to focus more intently. As an added bonus I lost 7 pounds and 8 1/2 inches. I was so happy with all the results that I’ve decided to stick with it. In return, God melted another 6 pounds off my butt :) As it happens, you make good choices and good things happen.

Not only am I feeling and looking great, but other good things are coming my way.

1. It’s tax season – that’s like Christmas for an accountant!
2. My sister asked me to be in her wedding and I get to wear a really pretty dress!
3. I’ve been selected to be a judge at the Miss Hull and Little Miss Hull pageant.

Here’s my plan for the pageant…

I’ve decided to be the Simon Cowell judge. I’m going to wear a black t-shirt that is far too small and say things to the five year-olds like, “You call that a talent? I’m pretty sure my overweight dog could do better at that than you!” and see how many I can make cry. Last one standing takes home the tiara. That’s the way I roll! Hull will never know what hit them! Oh, tiara, that reminds me. I wonder if they’ll let me where my tiara to the pageant?!

Off to catch a Toddlers and Tiaras marathon!