Man vs. Dog

Last night my husband accused me of loving our English bulldog, Lucy, more than I love him.

My first reaction was, “Whatever.” Then I thought, “Hmm…”

10 Reasons I May Love the Dog More Than the Man

1. She does a crazy-happy dance to greet me when I come home from work.
2. He ignores me and fondles the remote control.
3. She follows me around the house, wanting to be near me all the time.
4. He ignores me and continues to give the TV his undivided attention.
5. She sleeps on the floor next to my bed.
6. He encroaches all over my personal space when he sleeps making it nearly impossible for me to move or get comfortable.
7. She goes outside to do her business.
8. He does his business while I’m in the shower.
9. She goes to the corner and lays down when told.
10. He pretends he doesn’t hear me.

…he may be on to something.