Happy(?) Mother’s Day?

It’s official, I’ve lost my mind. What would possess me to volunteer to go on a road trip with my mother and my oldest sister over Mother’s Day?

I’ll tell you what would possess  me, my new-found addiction to that blasted eBay machine. I know my hairstylist said she didn’t have any luck at the eBay machine on her trip to Vegas last weekend, but I’m pretty certain it’s because she doesn’t have the relationship with it that I do. SO… I’ve agreed to embark on a journey with my family (not the sane ones, either) to fulfill my need to play the slot machine that calls my name in  the middle of the night.

Pray for me. Pray for them. Pray for my poor family left motherless on this Mother’s Day. How will they survive? Who will they feed cold soggy toast to in bed with a side of warm milk?

Perhaps upon my return I’ll find #1 really does love me again and realizes that she can’t live without me! A mom can hope, can’t she? I truly do miss the friend I lost during this teenage transformation.